1. 20:43 23rd Mar 2013

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    Reblogged from marisaey

    Tags: rottingoutmehteeth

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    marisaey:

We’d planned a Sherlock Holmes party, and I had to break the news somehow.First two lines from a text post that went around Christmastime, can’t remember the source.

    marisaey:

    We’d planned a Sherlock Holmes party, and I had to break the news somehow.

    First two lines from a text post that went around Christmastime, can’t remember the source.

     
  2. flashing-stark replied to your post: flashing-stark replied to your post:…

    Barbie has a restraining order on you. You’re not allowed withing 100 yards of her or her house.

    I’ll fuck Barbie, kill her, kill her dog, walk up the stairs, burn the stairs, get on the roof, and jump. With no clothes on.

     
  3. imageflashing-stark replied to your post: flashing-stark replied to your post:…

    Your hands are plastic and stuck together. You have no grip on weapons, and plus your legs can pop off with the easiest tug.

    I’ll jump off the Barbie House.

     
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  5. imageflashing-stark replied to your post: flashing-stark replied to your post:…

    You become a Ken doll.

    I’ll kill myself.

     
  6. imageflashing-stark replied to your post: flashing-stark replied to your post: Who needs…

    It would fall off.

    I’ll finger myself.

     
  7. imagedropdeadlexis replied to your post: “Do you think any good can come from your father’s…

    This made me sad. I’m sorry. ;c

    sorry it was from a book that described me 

     
  8. imageflashing-stark replied to your post: Who needs friends when you can just jerk off?

    Well when you go blind you might need some friends.

    i could still feel my penis 

     
  9. imagepensive-peonies replied to your post: Who needs friends when you can just jerk off?

    Gary, this is brilliant.

    ok

     
  10. Dumpweed, blink-182 bass cover by yours truly. 

     
  11. scum-fuk replied to your post: 1-800-shutthefuckup

    not a rel # u faogt

    ghet of meh bleg betch

     
  12. ziggyiggy replied to your post: my favorite song by nirvana is kurt cobain

    oh yes. kert coltraine. singer of nirbana. i used to listen to that gent back in those days. we’d smoke illegal drug cigarettes.

    enjoyable those illegal drug cigarettes are indeed

     
  13. my sister once a month:

    1. sister: gary, my period started.
     
  14. ziggyiggy replied to your post: My uncle that I haven’t met in over 10 years has…

    i just laughed for like a year at this post and i don’t know why

    he was bieng cereal

     
  15. avaadoree replied to your photo: I got a hair cut.

    you look like a distant cousin of tom delonge (compliment)

    why thank you