(Source: damnafricawhathappened, via only-aftermidnight)
- Basket Case: Am I just paranoid or am I just stoned?
- Before the Lobotomy: I'm not stoned I'm just fucked up.
(Source: ForGIFs.com, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
finally see favorite band in concert
- me: crawl up on stage
- me: "i'm your biggest fan"
- me: slowly walks up to them
- me: lick them
- me: lick the stage
- me: lick the amps
- me: lick the instruments
- me: lick them more
- me: move like an inchworm across the stage... licking
- me: lick the manager
- me: trail of spit across the stage
- me: lick the mic
- me: lick the body guards
- me: lick the police
- me: lick the patrol car
- me: lick the inside of the jail cell
- me: never stop licking
- me: lick the judge
- me: lick the stand
- me: lick the jury
- me: lick my attorney
- me: lick the prison guards
- me: lick the judges mallet
- me: lick the evidence papers
- me: consume the evidence
- me: die from poisoning
- me: lick the coffin
- me: reincarnated as a slug
- me: find way into the tour van
- me: become band's pet slug
- me: ride forever
When I opened Bam Margera’s twitter and saw…
I became so happy, I love when he posts pics of himself. ♥
And then I saw the other one…
A little funny pic, just imagining what would happen after…
And then, 17 hours later he posted THIS:
I was just like:
“It’s only funny till someone gets hurt. Then it’s hilarious.” - Billie Joe Armstrong.
(via greenday-bja)
- someone: omg i have a pimple on my face
- me: omg my face is a pimple
My favorite love song is Second Heartbeat by A7x.
lolololol
Almost to St. Louis. Going on five hours of sleep. Already listened to blink-182, Hot Fuss, and Dookie.
"Maybe you’ll learn a thing or two about things or twos."
— Mitchell Davis
I hate my phone.
I’ll be sitting there, waiting for a text message, and then I SWEAR it flashes like it got a message, but I don’t have one.
goddammit
Rock stars and their Simpsons version.
Green Day.
Ramones.
HIM.
Pink Floyd.
Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Aerosmith.
AC/DC.
Blink-182.
Coldplay.
KISS.
James Brown.
Lionel Richie.
R.E.M.
Paul and Linda McCartney.
Smashing Pumpkins.
The White Stripes.
U2.
Metallica.
Queen.
Ozzy Osbourne.
James Taylor.
The Who.
David Bowie.
Prince.
Alice Cooper.
